I am certainly a giant appreciating fan of the whole groundhog thing. That’s right. I love ‘em. (Check out my myspace (which I havent changed in about 2 months) www.myspace.com/rengawman) I think they are the coolest of the rodent family. I mean, I met this one groundhog in New Jersey named Harvey. Cool guy- slicked back hair, smoked Pall Malls, and had a Harley. Or maybe it was just a guy from New Jersey. Sometimes they look like rodents. Especially when they grease their hair back.
Not to mention one of my favorite movies, Groundhog Day, and Caddy Shack… don’t forget about that.
FURTHER, what other mammal gets HIS OWN DAY?!! February 2nd is of course, groundhog day. To celebrate I will actually dress in a giant groundhog costume, and hide around the corner, scaring whosoever may pass by. Then I act like I am scared by my own shadow and scurry behind the building again.
Only 4 people have died from these frivolities. (Who knew the human heart was so fagile?) Not even the monkey, with his funny name and opposible thumbs gets his own day! (Although admittedly, gorilla suit day is January 26th. Google it.) (I will say though that we are honoring a suit moreso than the animal.)
OK I get passionate. I am a passionate man in the things I believe in.
And me, I believe in groundhogs.








